New York/New Venice
Photo by: Chris Gallagher @chriswebdog
New York: Rebranded Reimagined
New York, New Venice
Do I have the opportunity of a lifetime! Get in now while it’s still affordable. Demand is already higher than expected. This community is going to be the best, most premiere development since Beverly Hills. Named New Venice, we’ve planned for everything, and you need to move quick if you want in. We anticipate the current residents will evacuate the remaining units will become available for development right after the next hurricane very soon.
Experience these premium amenities steps from your door
Every unit comes with underwater first floor Boat launch
Gondola rides
Shopping
Flooded streets Canal water ways
Mold and mildew Luxury dinning
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Photo by Rebe Adelaida @rrebba
New York, The Song:
Ok, So the heart of the song, I love New York. It’s my favorite city. So much action, great music, lots of people everywhere you turn. If you can hustle, New York’s the best. I remember a couple years ago when a hurricane came through and flooded parts of lower Manhattan and Brooklyn. I had friends that lived there and were freaking out, for good reason. They didn’t know if their first floor apartments were going to be under water or not.
As the years past, predictions of the ice caps melting grew and there are areas down in Florida that are losing buildable waterfront land. I heard of some cases where the state is buying land back from people so they can condemn the land since it’s no longer buildable. I’m sure someone can fact check that….
So I had the idea that at some point in time, lower manhattan is going to flood for good. But New Yorkers being New Yorkers, I’d imagine they wouldn’t just walk away, and some guy would figure out a way to take flooded real-estate in NYC and and turn it into waterfront property. I’d image the development would be canal streets, like in Amsterdam or Venice, with gondola’s and guys wearing stripped shirts paddling people around. The fist floors apartments, that will be underwater, become boat storage. And, before all this, while they’re waiting for “the big one” to come and flood the streets, I can just see the guy with a sign that says “waterfront listing coming soon,” Of course, since it’s a new community, it needs a shitty name like New Venice, because then it’s desirable and cultured. I wanted to give the tune a vintage 60’s movie vibe, like something that would have been filmed in Europe for the intellectual crowds back then—the guys who wore all black and turtle necks…
Photo by: ian dooley @sadswim